The game is to fill in the blank.
I am a victim of _________.
Here are your hints:
I made the grave mistake of pissing off this poster and am now learning the hard way. He told me that I was in deep trouble and I laughed him off.
Well, I woke up today to find that my bed had somehow been turned the opposite direction. All of my house plants which had been thriving were dried up. My clothes that I just got pressed at the dry cleaner were all wrinkled. My bicycle had two flat tires and the chain was lubed with Elmer's glue. I went to the bathroom and slipped on a puddle of slick oil that had been planted there and I broke my wrist falling down. My toothbrush was in the toilet with a pile of piss and sh*t, the hot water had somehow been shut off. When I turned the water on, out came blood..
I tried to put my jeans on, only to find that they had been shrunken. All of my clothes were filthy dirty stuffed in my closet, even though everything was clean yesterday. None of my shoes fit. The regular coffee that I had in my fridge had been replaced with decaf. All of my milk products (eggs, milk, etc..) were placed on the counter and all were rotten. I got screwed by a poster named _____.
I went to turn on my television only to find that my cable had been turned off. I tried to open a window only to find that they had been nailed shut. I went to log onto my sportsbook account only to find that my password did not work. I called the sportsbook up and they said that my account belonged to someone else and that it had a zero balance. In fact, this happened with each one of my sportsbooks accounts. My bank accounts were dried up too. I got screwed by a poster named ________.
Guys I am telling you that this is a true story. If you mess with this guy, be prepared to pay a heavy price..
I am a victim of _________.
Here are your hints:
I made the grave mistake of pissing off this poster and am now learning the hard way. He told me that I was in deep trouble and I laughed him off.
Well, I woke up today to find that my bed had somehow been turned the opposite direction. All of my house plants which had been thriving were dried up. My clothes that I just got pressed at the dry cleaner were all wrinkled. My bicycle had two flat tires and the chain was lubed with Elmer's glue. I went to the bathroom and slipped on a puddle of slick oil that had been planted there and I broke my wrist falling down. My toothbrush was in the toilet with a pile of piss and sh*t, the hot water had somehow been shut off. When I turned the water on, out came blood..
I tried to put my jeans on, only to find that they had been shrunken. All of my clothes were filthy dirty stuffed in my closet, even though everything was clean yesterday. None of my shoes fit. The regular coffee that I had in my fridge had been replaced with decaf. All of my milk products (eggs, milk, etc..) were placed on the counter and all were rotten. I got screwed by a poster named _____.
I went to turn on my television only to find that my cable had been turned off. I tried to open a window only to find that they had been nailed shut. I went to log onto my sportsbook account only to find that my password did not work. I called the sportsbook up and they said that my account belonged to someone else and that it had a zero balance. In fact, this happened with each one of my sportsbooks accounts. My bank accounts were dried up too. I got screwed by a poster named ________.
Guys I am telling you that this is a true story. If you mess with this guy, be prepared to pay a heavy price..
